I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of. Andy Kindler argumentconfrontationalfistfight Change image and share on social
I think that most people will spend their whole life not figuring out what they're meant to do, or figuring out what they're meant to do on their way to do something else. So I just feel lucky that I know what I love to do. Everything else figures itself out. Andy Kindler feelfigurelife share on social
I sold door to door for a couple years. As the years recede from the event, I remember less about it, which is probably good for my mind. It was home improvement in Cerritos California, Buena Park, that area. Andy Kindler areabuenacalifornia share on social
I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act. Andy Kindler actassuremorgan Change image and share on social
Louie is hugely talented. But I get very annoyed at the way the media... say, 'Louis C.K. is the greatest stand-up in the world.' He's not the greatest stand-up in the world. He's not funnier than Dave Attell. Andy Kindler annoyattelldave share on social
My big fear is that I'll put down so many people, I'll have to leave show biz. Andy Kindler bigbizfear Change image and share on social
I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie. Andy Kindler actoralbertbrook Change image and share on social
I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America. Andy Kindler americaentertain Change image and share on social
Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician. Andy Kindler californiacollegefamily Change image and share on social
Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd. Andy Kindler admithorribleimprov Change image and share on social
